Dirt Happy
My favorite tennis players, Martina Hingis and Tommy Robredo, won tier-1 clay court tune ups for the French Open on the same weekend! Both defeated their rivals in straight sets. The resurgent Hingis, who’s mounting a full-scale comeback after a three-year hiatus, claimed the Italian Open crown over Dinara Safina, 6-2/7-5. Robredo, on the other hand, demolished Hingis’ current boyfriend, Radek Stepanek (serves him right – bwahahahaha!!!), 6-1/6-3/6-3, to prevail in the finals of the Hamburg Masters.
Who wouldn’t be happy with that? 
